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Whizkin Games · 14 Feb 2026
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Blast off to ZetaZania, a massive alien space station ruled by wicked Vampire Pirates. Dive into a 2D side-scrolling, action-filled quest to wipe out the horrors haunting Uranus. Packed with retro pixel art, an original electronic score, tricky puzzles, and a dose of cheeky British humour.
Humanity is being harvested by a beauty-obsessed vampire empire hidden in the rings of Uranus.
In ZetaZania, a massive space station built by sinister vampires, blood is power and perfection is law. As Earth’s top operative, you must fight your way through a society of seductive monsters, cosmic witches, and ruthless elites to bring the entire system crashing down.
Humanity is under attack… by the Sexy Vampire Pirates from Uranus.
Deep within the planet’s inner ring lies ZetaZania, a sprawling space station ruled by a twisted, beauty-obsessed vampire empire. Humans are harvested for their precious life elixir, and sexiness is law.
You are Earth’s top military operative.
Your mission: Infiltrate. Fight. Climb the ranks. Destroy the empire.
Jump, shoot, and fight your way through 60 handcrafted levels in a fast-paced 2D platforming adventure that blends classic gameplay with smooth, modern controls.
Simple to play. Difficult to master.
Take on optional puzzle challenges to encounter a mysterious figure. Make the right choices to unlock upgrades that can change how you play.
Battle through 7 bizarre and dangerous districts, each with its own identity:
Each zone introduces new original artwork, enemies, and a unique boss encounter.
Face more than 50 original enemies, each with distinct personalities and behaviours.
From seductive space vampires to cosmic witches and strange alien creations, every encounter is designed to be memorable.
Experience a universe filled with absurd lore and original comedy.
Ruled by King Scrotumous Maximus, this society values beauty above all else, while humanity is reduced to a resource.
The tone is strange and entirely unique.
Enjoy a rich electronic score by Jonny Towers, combining modern production with retro sci-fi influence to bring the world of ZetaZania to life.
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