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0% Chance
Experience death before being born.
14.9% global
One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game.
19.1% global
POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
5.6% global
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
5.8% global
Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
5.3% global
Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
5.4% global
The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious!
1.8% global
Irresponsible Parents
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
1.8% global
Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
5.5% global
Pet Cemetery
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
3.0% global
Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red!
1.8% global
Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
5.1% global
Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
3.7% global
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed!
1.8% global
In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life!
1.7% global
Tears From Heaven
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
2.7% global
Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special!
1.8% global
I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
2.9% global
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
2.9% global
Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
3.2% global
Forever Young
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
2.3% global
Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
1.8% global
D.A.R.E
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
1.8% global
Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated.
5.2% global
Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
2.9% global
Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
3.2% global
Rage Against The Machine
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
3.0% global
Darwin Award Nominee
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
2.7% global
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
1.7% global
Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
2.3% global
Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
2.4% global
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
2.5% global
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
2.4% global
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
2.1% global
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
2.3% global
Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
2.4% global
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
3.3% global
In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
1.7% global
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job.
3.8% global
Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
5.4% global
When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
1.7% global
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
8.7% global
One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
9.4% global
Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room
3.3% global
Living Hell
Die 100 times in Womb Room
2.5% global
Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
1.9% global
Life is Meaningless
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
1.8% global
