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Arthur Haste-ings
Take Phlash as Arthur
18.5% global
A Bit of The Old Ultraviolence
Kill 100 NPCs in a single playthrough
11.1% global
Our Prudent Friend
Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes
1.8% global
Shocking Biology
Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews
6.9% global
That Kind Of Game
Retrieve the credentials from the club
29.3% global
The Slaughterer's Apprentice
Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests
8.0% global
Mother of All Victories
Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter
41.8% global
The Great Lubricator
Deliver the cod liver oil
19.8% global
Not In Kansas Any More
Cross into the Village for the first time
38.9% global
Archipelagist
Set foot on every island
11.4% global
The Importance of Not Being Seen
Finish Mystery House without being spotted once
7.4% global
Cat Burglar
In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats
5.1% global
Gimme Shelter
Unlock all of Arthur's shelters
15.4% global
I Got Better
Contract and cure the plague
9.2% global
The Saint
Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone
1.4% global
Baby You're a Rich Man
Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs
13.5% global
Don't You Have Somewhere Else To Be?
Survive 50 days
2.1% global
Now I Can Die Happy
Die while overdosing on Joy
3.3% global
Remember, Remember
Find all collectibles
1.2% global
You Do Know Jack
Collect all Uncle Jack Shows
1.2% global
Snug as a Bug on a Drug
Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game
25.2% global
Employee of the month
Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones
22.1% global
Enjoy the View
Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work
6.9% global
Downer
Complete Arthur's intro
81.2% global
The Arthur Hastings
Finish Arthur's playthrough
18.0% global
Hot on her Heels
Find all notes related to Prudence
3.0% global
Resistance is Futile
Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room
9.5% global
Breaking Blackberry
Complete Sally intro
17.4% global
I Love the Smell of Chloroform in the Mornin
Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer
1.3% global
The Wyrd Sisters
Complete the Crones encounter
9.9% global
The Toxic Ex
Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory
9.7% global
The Sally Boyle
Finish Sally's playthrough
9.3% global
Gotta Catch Them All!
Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net
4.0% global
Sugar Daddy
Inject yourself with glucose 10 times
4.8% global
Lighten Up
Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie
1.2% global
Bon Voyage
Complete Ollie's intro
8.9% global
Miss Byng is Indisposed
Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter
7.6% global
Get the Float Out of Here
Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.
7.2% global
A Heavy Burden
Spread the Message
7.1% global
The Ollie Starkey
Finish Ollie's playthrough
7.1% global
Shouldn't These Be Red?
Destroy 50 Explosive Barrels
1.4% global
Headmaster
Get 100 Eye Shots
1.2% global
Well-Read
Pick Up All Lore Items
1.1% global
Metal Guru
Kill 8 Robots in the Intro
2.4% global
Local Hero
Save all the Villagers
2.5% global
Queen Faraday
Complete Act 2
3.8% global
Deprogrammed
Complete Act 3
3.8% global
Helter Smelter
Push 7 Robots Into the Smelter
1.5% global
A Smashing Adventure
Complete the DLC
3.7% global
Poor Viv
Complete Act 1
4.1% global
#1 on the Charts
Lifetime Achievement Award
3.9% global
One Day in the Life
Survived Day 1
4.1% global
B-Side
Survived Day 2
4.0% global
Golden Idol
Vibe all Nick statues
1.1% global
Liner Notes
Pick Up All Lore Items
1.1% global
Mind Blower
Blow the minds of 15 people after a Charged Facemelt
2.8% global
Love Me Don't
Serenade 30 people
2.4% global
Great Vibrations
Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe
1.4% global
The Hits Just Keep On Coming
Hit 3 NPCs with the same Gold Record
2.0% global
The Full Nicky
Pole Dance Naked
1.4% global
Hidden Achievement
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3.8% global
Hidden Achievement
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4.1% global
Hidden Achievement
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3.9% global
Bibliophile
Collect All Lore Notes
1.1% global
Self-Actualized
Unlock All Upgrades
1.1% global
Alley Catch
Find Loot in Alleyway
2.6% global
Canal Retentive
Find Loot in Canal
3.1% global
Push Over
Knock Down 40 NPCs With Whip Shove Combo
2.5% global
Down the Tubes
Zap 20 Different TVs with Dart Gun
1.1% global
All Natural
Finish DLC With No Upgrades
1.2% global
