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CARD SHARP
Get a Super Ten.
19.2% global
GUMSHOE
Catch a fedora.
11.4% global
SHOAL OF YOUR SHOE
Catch a shoe.
16.5% global
CATCH-3
Catch 3 fish.
28.5% global
CATCH-9
Catch 9 fish. (Catch-22? Great book. Go read it!)
25.8% global
ALBINO TARPON
Catch the albino tarpon.
11.7% global
LOSER DICE
Lose a Dice Hopscotch race.
17.6% global
PRESIDENTIAL
See Mount Rushmore in the sky.
11.9% global
WINNER DICE
Win a Dice Hopscotch race.
20.6% global
BENJI
Get a hundred dollars.
7.8% global
FOR GOODNESS STAKE
Make two vampire jokes.
17.4% global
PIXEL PULPER
Know more about Mothmen 1966.
54.4% global
PUTZ
Ask an insensitive question.
40.2% global
BEHOLD THE GOAT BOY!
Discover Xantos' face.
52.5% global
MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS
Make Xantos walk silly like that amazing comedy bit.
10.4% global
STORYTELLER
Listen to all of Liszt's stories.
50.2% global
PAPERBACK WRITER
Sign a book.
33.5% global
JERK
Be an asshole.
38.1% global
LOSE BIG
Lose all your money.
6.6% global
CLOUDY
See four different common forms in the sky.
18.0% global
FREEDOM!
Lose a catch.
44.4% global
NOT THAT MATCH
Solve 1 Matchstick puzzle.
28.0% global
MATCH BETTER
Solve 4 Matchstick puzzles.
11.9% global
TOO MATCH
Solve all Matchstick puzzles.
6.9% global
THANK YOU!
Watch the credits until the end.
47.7% global
SECRET SCENE 1
Watch secret scene 1.
45.0% global
SECRET SCENE 2
Watch secret scene 2.
11.4% global
SECRET SCENE 3
Watch secret scene 3.
7.8% global
SECRET SCENE 4
Watch secret scene 4.
11.2% global
THE COMPLETE PICTURE
Watch all secret scenes.
7.5% global
