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Boots on the Ground
File your first story.
62.1% global
Inflammatory
Submit an entirely sensational story.
3.0% global
All Broccoli
Submit an entirely informational story.
6.1% global
Alien Immersion
Submit a story entirely in the alien interest.
6.6% global
Eye for Detail
Unlock all Build-a-Story elements for a single assignment.
24.0% global
Gearheaded Gourmand
Taste every "food" or "drink" available to you during your internship.
1.0% global
Best Enemies
Help Yar out of a jam.
13.2% global
Fetch Quest
Help Ed track down their missing lens.
41.6% global
Rule-breaker
Sign your name on the wall with Janitorbot.
4.2% global
Time Near Verb
Get Arwin's style guide back from Joe.
34.7% global
The Show Must Go Off
Hear about Ersop's musical past.
9.5% global
Change of Season
Hear Billy's sentiments about the end of the orb season.
11.5% global
High Protein
Share a meaty treat with Martina.
14.8% global
To Infinitive and Beyond
Upgrade Copybot's confidence.
10.4% global
Bend the Truth
Lie to Richard Gravity.
4.4% global
Pick a Side, Coward
Pick a side (or don't) in one of the Twins' arguments.
19.9% global
Gardenerbot
Fulfill Securitybot's request to collect and plant all seeds in the Scanner garden.
1.6% global
After School Special
Learn the identity of Oren's bully.
10.4% global
Print the Legend
Be included in Joe's memoirs.
9.4% global
Word Navigator
Hear some of Becka's poetry.
15.7% global
None of Your Beezwax
Discover an important person in Ursula's private life.
8.1% global
Everyone's a Critic
Find out about Boller's secret pen name activities.
16.7% global
Investor Protector
Be warned by Sherwin about quantum investing.
15.7% global
Collective Reaction
Hear about Vivica's union victory.
13.7% global
No Matter the Cost
Discover Fa'rel's "creative" use of Scanner funds.
12.3% global
Artbot
Share your artistic preferences with Ch'lun.
20.4% global
Data Allocation
Get Photographybot to actually commit your name to memory.
2.2% global
Celestial Bodybuilding
Spot the Mechanic while he works out.
3.5% global
Busybodybot
Get the hot goss from Shuttlebot X.
0.9% global
Business Lunch
Take Foodbot off-ship on a culinary adventure.
11.5% global
Reporterbot 2.0
Unlock all upgrades offered by Shuttlebot X.
21.2% global
Taming of the Goo
Finish your internship with majority sensational coverage.
1.4% global
Do More with Less
Finish your internship with majority informational coverage.
4.7% global
Times & Gravity
Finish your internship with majority alien interest coverage.
7.4% global
Glamor Shots
Pose for a picture in the Marda Loop mall's photobooth.
16.1% global
Smugglerbot
Smuggle the broken pilotbot onto the Scanner.
44.7% global
Cruiseship Experience
Rescue Gord and Gabby from their terrible vacation.
12.2% global
Guess My Pain
Listen to Scumbles' tale of woe at the dirt fair.
4.3% global
Eel Hunter
Locate all the escaped light-drinker eels causing chaos on the Scanner.
23.7% global
Goo Protection
Buy an umbrella from Glarge's stand.
6.8% global
Dumpster Diver
Rummage in a trash can.
32.2% global
Sterling Publication
Finish your internship with a good reputation.
9.6% global
Flying Off the Stands
Finish your internship with good readership numbers.
9.7% global
Rag Status
Finish your internship with a bad reputation.
2.7% global
Can't Give 'em Away
Finish your internship with poor readership numbers.
2.6% global
