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Achievements
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Positive Karma Decision
Made A Tempting Choice To NOT Take The Easy Money!
29.3% global
Negative Karma Decision
Took The Easy Money.. Don't Care About Being a Bum!
55.7% global
Spit it.. err Split It! Yeah!
First Time Splitting My Stuff!
51.2% global
Got My First BJ!
Ohhhh *moans* What A Great BJ It Was!
70.6% global
Made My First Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy 4 Good Sucks! ;-)
30.8% global
Made My First Five Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy One Really Good F*ck!
15.4% global
Made My First Ten Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy A Really Cheap Toyota Truck!
9.9% global
Made My First Twenty Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy A Year Of Good Luck!
8.4% global
Made My First Fifty Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy A Really Nice Pickup Truck!
7.4% global
Made My First Hundred Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy My Own Cool Trailer House, Shucks!
5.4% global
Made My First Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand Bucks!
I Can Now Buy A Small House In Lubbock!
4.4% global
Made My First Half Million Bucks!
I Can Buy A House In Colorado That Doesn't Suck!
3.9% global
I Made My First Million Bucks!
Holy Hell, I Am Now Rich As F*ck!
3.9% global
I Have A Balance of $69!
I May Not Be Rich, But I'm Happy Damn It!
30.3% global
Holy Smokes! I've Received 3 BJs In A Row!
This Game Did What No Woman Has Ever Done Before!
6.9% global
I Busted! Ahhhhh!
I Mean Who Can Do This Whole 'BJ' Thang And Not Ever Bust?
82.5% global
Two Cards, Two Queen of Hearts!
I Think Love Is Looking For Me Today!
9.9% global
I Made The Top 10 For The First Time!
I'm Destined for Greatness.. When It Comes To This 'BJ' Thang!
19.4% global
I Made The Top 5 For The First Time!
Only Four Others Are As Good At Doing The 'BJ' As Me!
11.4% global
I Made Top BJ King For The First Time!
Nobody Does The 'BJ' As Well As Me Baybee!
5.4% global
Three Aces In A Row! Whoa!!
They Say That Ace Means Luck.. I Must Be Lucky As F*ck!!
8.4% global
I Got My Ass Lit Up By God Himself!
I Did Nothing Wrong I Say! ..Nothing At All! ..I'm Freakin' Innocent Yo!
12.9% global
I'm Burnt Like An Electrofied And Sinful, Rich Golfer!
God Lit My Ass Up 25 Times In A Single Game!
4.4% global
Ashes.. Ashes. We All Fall Down!
God Is Freakin' PISSED! I Didn't Do Shit Man! ..I'm Contacting The Better Religious Bureau!
3.9% global
I Am Truly A Bad, Baddddd Man! Bwah Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
It Takes One BADDDDDD Man To Piss Off God This Much!
2.9% global
This damn game says that I'm "Rude"...
Well dammit, now I'm in a bad, bad mood!
15.9% global
This crazy game says that I'm "Unsavory"...
I'm the best damn thing this game has ever seen, end of story!
12.9% global
This silly ass game says that I'm a "Scoundrel"...
Well.. I think that this game can go straight to hell!
10.9% global
This farkin' game says that I'm "Malicious"...
But I tend to believe that I'm actually quite delicious!
8.9% global
This fookin' game says that I'm "Dastardly"...
But I think whoever developed this game is a bastard ..Wee!
8.4% global
This dastardly game says that I'm "Vile"...
Call it what you want game, but that's just my style!
8.4% global
What the hell.. This damn game said that I'm "Wicked"...
Yo, dev.. Re-do the code! This should NOT be permitted!
7.9% global
Ugh, this vile and malicious game said that I am "Wretched"...
Well maybe I'd be a little bit nicer if I wasn't so indebted!
6.9% global
I sold my soul to the devil for virtual, meaningless money!
It takes a helluva dumbass to make this achievement! My momma is so proud!
4.9% global
I've made a total of half a million dollars!
..Too bad I've lost most of that money, lol!
4.4% global
I've made a million bucks total at The Best BJ!
It's hard. Such hard work to make such 'big' BJ moments!
3.9% global
I've now made 5 milly doing this whole BJ thing!
"The more you do it, the better ya get!"
3.4% global
10 million! I've made TEN MILLION BUCKS Yo!
If only it was real money ya know?
3.4% global
I'm Rich AF.. 25 million dollars I've made now!
"My BJ Game is pure gold baby!"
2.9% global
I'm getting so good at this BJ stuff, 50 million happy holler dollars now!
"If you want me to make ya holler, It's gonna cost ya more than a dollar!"
2.9% global
When you're as good at the BJ as me baby...
You'll be rolling in the mountains of virtual hundred dollar bills!
2.9% global
Nobody.. I Said Nobody.. Is the King of The BJ like ME!
$500,000,000 baby! That's Five-Hundred-Milly!!
2.9% global
I am a bad, bad man (or woman)!
I set my karma to ZERO and give zero shits about it!
5.9% global
I am such a great person, I swear! ..Wait, I mean I don't swear.. I just mean it ya know?
I maxed my karma out in a video game, this means I'm a great person right?
11.9% global
That dealer, she.. she.. she... shafted me hard!
I know she's cheating and got the cards stacked against me, so I reset my damn game! But who's angry?! ..Not me!
24.8% global
Eryka Summers.. Pffft. She's definitely cheating me!
I want to... %$%&# this Eryka Cheater Face! I will RESET my game every time she cheats me!
14.4% global
So Eryka, you filthy rotten &#@&! Must suck to be stuck cheatin' and stuck inside my PC!
I've RESET my damn game 25 times now, and she can go straight to hell! ..Uhh *cough* - No, I'm not mad at all! Grrr....
13.4% global
ARGHHHHH!! !!! Okay! I'm Mad Okay! I can't stop cheatin' and RESETTING this game but she's cheatin' too! She cheated first!
I'm the lowest of low. I'm the damnedest of damn. She's not cheatin' I know.. but I blow. (Game Reset 100x)
10.9% global
