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Rank B Level 1 Achievement
What is the meaning of life?
96.5% global
Rank B Level 2 Achievement
What is consciousness?
63.6% global
Rank B Level 3 Achievement
What does your soul smell like?
54.3% global
Rank B Level 4 Achievement
Why is ice cream so yummy?
40.1% global
Rank B Level 5 Achievement
Is it easier to love or to be loved?
32.8% global
Rank B Level 6 Achievement
Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
28.4% global
Rank B Level 7 Achievement
Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
26.1% global
Between the Cheeks
Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
73.5% global
Flat Earth?!
Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
8.7% global
99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One
Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
40.9% global
Act of Kindness
I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
35.7% global
Meaty Chunks in Gravy
Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
14.1% global
Credit Score
Voluntarily look at the credits screen
8.6% global
Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
Get promoted to RANK A
24.5% global
Kicker for Coins
Collect all coins while carving up the powder
3.6% global
Destroy Every Jared
Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
4.8% global
The Hedgehog
Help Boric find the secret achievement
12.7% global
Wash Your Partner's Hair?
Listen to enough of the knight's advice
31.0% global
Eagle Eye Cherub
Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
6.8% global
Gotta Play 'em All!
Play every stage at least once
9.5% global
Rank A Level 1 Achievement
If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
23.6% global
Rank A Level 2 Achievement
Is the truth out there?
20.3% global
Rank A Level 3 Achievement
What if Jack can't save the president?
18.4% global
Rank A Level 4 Achievement
Was it the chicken or the egg?
17.0% global
Rank A Level 5 Achievement
RGB or CMYK?
15.5% global
Rank A Level 6 Achievement
Dogs vs cats - who wins?
14.8% global
Rank A Level 7 Achievement
Shitsurei shimasu
13.7% global
Rank S Level 1 Achievement
42
9.8% global
King of the Hillock
Get promoted to RANK S
14.4% global
Fuel Fight
Scare your customer away with gross negligence
5.1% global
Mobile Snake Eater
Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
13.3% global
Hawkeye
Choose the cup with the ball inside
26.6% global
Breaking News!
Read the news without making any mistakes
22.2% global
Loose Change
POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
25.2% global
Accessorise
Oooh look at you!
95.9% global
QWERTY
Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
36.7% global
Shredder
SHRED a 66 combo
11.4% global
Some of Them Are Just Jerks
Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
4.3% global
Picture Perfect
Get all 5 photos without screwing up
50.0% global
Yoga Noogie
Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
15.1% global
Game, Set and TRASHED
Ruin the game
5.9% global
Underpants
Present your underpants in court
10.0% global
Hammer Faux
Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
5.9% global
Salmon Jared Salmon
Line up the pictures to get a prize...
8.8% global
"I Don't Want To Be Human"
Dock your ship upside down
20.1% global
Bounce Fifteen
Skip the stone fifteen times
33.5% global
Autobahn
Crash into the trophy van
25.1% global
Gone Fishin'
Catch 3 coins while fishing
12.6% global
You Can't Hurt Me
Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
18.5% global
Last Second Punch
Beat the boxer in the last second
4.8% global
Time Lord
Be super accurate when setting the time
18.5% global
Daily Yamazako
Complete your first Daily Challenge
24.8% global
Doh!
React without thinking
58.9% global
Sausage Nibbler
Take ten bites of the hotdog
3.9% global
BANGers and Mash
Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
14.1% global
Mmmm Crunchy
Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
11.9% global
Number 1, Please
Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
6.4% global
Maneki-Neko
Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
13.8% global
Gone in 30 Seconds
Finish rallying within half a minute
4.6% global
Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn
Knock over 8 gnomes
4.9% global
Lost Your Marbles
Lose 15 marbles
4.5% global
Brundlefly
Squash the fly within 5 seconds
23.5% global
A-Maze-Ing
Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
9.9% global
Densha De Stop
Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
5.0% global
Perfect!
Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
19.1% global
Meow Meow Meow
Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
14.3% global
Card Sharp
Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
7.9% global
Vegetarian
Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
4.5% global
Pelted
Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
10.5% global
Steven C. Gull
Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
25.8% global
100% Dolphin Free
Swim to the finish line without taking damage
13.6% global
Atomic Number 79
Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
22.6% global
Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
44.5% global
Mount Splash-Score
Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
9.4% global
Golden Arms
Go postal in the restroom
17.8% global
Hidden Robot Cat
Jump on the hidden enemy's head
6.2% global
Korean Guy
Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
15.0% global
Civil Obedience
Don't smash the car
10.5% global
Hinty McHintface
Get every page of the hint book
7.9% global
Meow Meow Bleargh!
Throw up
17.0% global
4 Minute Meower
Complete the trial in under 4 minutes
3.6% global
