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Magic Sponge
Heal a player
71.7% global
Training 101
Train a player
76.0% global
Thanks for the Help
Complete the tutorial
69.0% global
Kick-Off
Play your first match
81.0% global
Football Focus
Win one broadcasted game
74.3% global
One Point
First broadcasted draw
75.5% global
It's the Taking Part That Counts
First broadcasted loss
67.6% global
Read All About It
Read 100 news or media teletext articles
12.9% global
High Five
Play 5 seasons
27.6% global
Decade Delight
Play 10 seasons
13.6% global
20 Year Cheer
Play 20 seasons
2.5% global
Terrific Transfer
Buy a player
74.7% global
Worth It or Not
Hire a scout
71.6% global
Money for Nothing
Sign a sponsorship deal
40.8% global
No Standing Allowed
Build an all seater stadium
7.7% global
The Only Way is Up
Improve your Facilities
55.0% global
Sacked in the Morning
Get Fired from your role as manager
4.4% global
Gazza's Nuts
Sign Vinnie Jones
1.3% global
Spaghetti Legs
Sign Bruce Grobbelaar
1.7% global
Fever Pitch
Sign Michael Thomas
0.6% global
Tears of a Clown
Sign Paul Gascoigne
3.5% global
Imre Banana
Sign Imre Varadi
0.6% global
Mullet
Sign Chris Waddle
1.4% global
Football Italia
Sign David Platt
1.7% global
Point at the Cop
Sign John Aldridge
1.1% global
Do You Know Who I Am?
Sign Mark Hughes
1.5% global
Spit and Shine
Sign Rudi Völler and Frank Rijkaard
0.3% global
Diamond Lights
Sign Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle
0.5% global
Spice Boys
Sign Robbie Fowler and Jamie Redknapp
1.3% global
The Big Match
Win 100 games
13.3% global
Match of the Day
Win 500 games
0.8% global
Saint and Greavsie
Win 1000 games
0.1% global
Shearer
Buy a player for £15m
0.2% global
Crazy Gang Beats the Culture Club
Beat Liverpool playing as Wimbledon
1.0% global
Nice Throw Cesc
Beat Artillery FC playing as Man Reds
0.5% global
Love It If We Beat Them
Beat Man Reds playing as Newcastle
0.3% global
Dropkick
Beat Man Reds playing as South London Eagles
0.3% global
Keegan's Slump
Win a match 4-3
19.9% global
Build It Up With Yellow and Blue
Win a title with Oxford
0.3% global
Let's Be Having You
Win a title with Norwich
0.2% global
Tango Man
Win a title with Blackpool
0.8% global
I'll Fight Any of You
Win a title with Leyton Orient
0.2% global
Pint of Red Wine
Win a league title
25.8% global
1981 Is a Ghost Town
Make it to 1981
58.2% global
Come On into 1982 Eileen
Make it to 1982
45.0% global
Karma Chameleon in 1983
Make it to 1983
36.6% global
Relax Your Way To 1984
Make it to 1984
30.4% global
Into the Groove of 1985
Make it to 1985
25.6% global
Don't Leave Me This Way in 1986
Make it to 1986
22.0% global
It's a Sin in 1987
Make it to 1987
18.9% global
The 1988 Fairytale of New York
Make it to 1988
16.2% global
She Drives Me Crazy in 1989
Make it to 1989
13.7% global
Set the World in Motion in 1990
Make it to 1990
11.6% global
Smells Like Team Spirit in 1991
Make it to 1991
9.6% global
Stay with Me in 1992
Make it to 1992
7.7% global
Are You Gonna Go My Way in 1993?
Make it to 1993
6.3% global
Life in the Park in 1994
Make it to 1994
5.2% global
This is How We Do It in 1995
Make it to 1995
4.2% global
How Many Lions in 1996?
Make it to 1996
3.4% global
Thumping Tubs in 1997
Make it to 1997
2.9% global
Do You Believe in 1998?
Make it to 1998
2.5% global
Party Like It's 1999
Make it to 1999
2.0% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
2.0% global
The Beautiful Game
Win the Division 1 cup
8.7% global
Second to None
Win the Division 2 cup
10.1% global
Big-Game Player
Win the Division 3 cup
14.5% global
Moving On Up
Win the Division 4 cup
17.5% global
Limp Biscuits
Get relegated with Reading
0.2% global
Never Gonna Give It Up
Win a game in the last minute of the game
28.0% global
Glass Act
Score a goal with your goalkeeper
0.4% global
Lob From the Half Way Line
Score a goal with David Beckham
2.6% global
Silk Purse
Get promoted to Division 3 with a Division 5 team
0.9% global
Dentist's Chair
Sign Paul Gascoigne and have him score 20 goals
0.7% global
Quickly Kevin, Will He Score?
Miss a Penalty
14.5% global
Battle of Sheffield
Play Sheffield Reds vs Sheffield West
0.3% global
Do I Not Like That!
Lose 5 games in a row
29.7% global
You'll Never Win Anything With Kids
Sign a youth player to your team
11.3% global
Well Done, Clive
Have a player score over 50 goals
2.8% global
The Chesney Hawkes
Win with your one and only shot
66.4% global
