Nonsense Defense

Sumoa Slush LLC · 1 Mar 2026

System Requirements

Minimum

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 10 64-bit version
Processor: Quad-core Intel or AMD, 2.5 GHz or faster
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 11 or 12 compatible graphics card
DirectX: Version 11
Network: Broadband Internet connection
Storage: 3 GB available space

Minimum

OS: Latest MacOS Monterey
Processor: Quad-core Intel, 2.5Ghz (Or any Apple Silicon Chip)
Memory: 8 GB RAM
Graphics: Metal 1.2 Compatible Graphics Card

About

Roguelite tower defense with moveable chaos. Build towers and troops, drag them mid battle, dash through danger, and defend your crystal solo or with up to three friends in online co op.

Tower Defense with a Nonsense twist!

Protect your crystal your way. Lean on your trusty PAL, hire soldiers and archers, drop towers, or call in heroes and their sidekicks. Grab and move everything mid battle. Pop abilities to thin the horde, dash and dodge roll through skill shots, and keep the waves at bay alongside your friends.

Build, Move, Upgrade

Real-time action: Kite enemies, time your abilities, and stay on your toes.
Upgrades that matter: Upgrade stats, dodge chance, damage reflection, heroes and sidekicks—and kit out your PAL with multi-shot, damage auras, and more.
Play your style: Rely on your PAL, field a small army, or go tower-heavy. It all works and it’s all moveable.
Roguelite runs with new builds each time choose different upgrades and PAL powers each run.
Team choices: Pick your own PAL path while agreeing on shared team upgrades with the squad.
Villagers can do the grunt work: Hire them to gather resources while you focus on the fight.