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Mosey the Pirate is the official Flying Spaghetti Monster action-adventure game, with the titular Mosey, a Pirate from the FSM canon, as the story's protagonist! Follow Mosey on the adventure that is his life, as he rises from being another lowly, down-on-his-luck short-order cook under the cruel employ of Phil the Night Manager, to becoming the world’s first Pirate, one of the chosen, holiest, and most chill people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Explore an open world of ancient history as it truly was! Ok, you got us. It’s actually a cross between ancient times, modern times, and the golden age of piracy! But there’s one thing we can guarantee – you’ve never seen anything like it! It’s full of different activities, such as:
Follow a comically exaggerated storyline that explains how the chill word of the Flying Spaghetti Monster first spread throughout the world:
Also, macaroni puns and plenty of 'em! … No, really. That’s it for this point. Or should I say… We’re pasta that.
Collect an array of amazing Pirate Regalia! Items that broaden the repertoire of Mosey’s abilities and enhance the ones already at his disposal, and as Mosey proves his prowess in pirating, manage his skills throughout the game:
Build and maintain a seaworthy ship of your own – the mighty Lasagna!
It’s a Pirate’s life for thee, so long as you answer the call! Weigh the anchor and strain the spaghetti! It’s time to set off on a voyage of a lifetime! R’amen!
English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Traditional Chinese, Italian
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