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Supplemental Emotion: Self-Satisfaction
Look at you, so so clever breaking the rules.
7.2% global
Supplemental Emotion: Taste Acquisition
Taste all the flavours of lollipop
3.3% global
Supplemental Emotion: Technocronos Syndrome
Watch 100 splash logos
7.5% global
Supplemental Emotion: Autodidactism
Read all the Luxomails
3.3% global
Supplemental Emotion: Healthy Competition
Beat the Choo-Choo Train
5.3% global
Supplemental Emotion: Acute Stress Response
Get a different kind of angry
2.2% global
Supplemental Emotion: Gripless
Just barely get a grip.
7.6% global
Supplemental Emotion: Urban Acclimitisation
Make it through London without dying
18.6% global
Supplemental Emotion: Darwinian Instinct
Make it through the final escape without dying
5.3% global
Supplemental Emotion: Laziness
Teleport a very small distance
15.0% global
Supplemental Emotion: Empathetic Projection
Turn Vi four colours
25.8% global
Supplemental Emotion: Disgust
Find the worst joke in the game
38.2% global
Supplemental Emotion: Sucrotic Lust
Kill 30 pinions
22.5% global
Supplemental Emotion: Personal Connections
Discover Balloon-Head's origin story
4.8% global
Supplemental Emotion: Cultural Bonding
The Army Of Daftness
7.6% global
Supplemental Emotion: Boundary Confrontation
Comment on four invisible walls
2.1% global
Hidden Achievement
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3.3% global
Supplemental Emotion: Passive Aggression
Give Ben both barrels
23.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
20.8% global
Supplemental Emotion: Positive Anthropomorphism
Get Hairy Palms
3.7% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
2.3% global
