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Achievements
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JAILBREAKERS
Complete all levels in the first world
2.0% global
DEAD EVIL
Complete all levels in the second world
1.9% global
URBAN WARRIOR
Complete all levels in the third world
1.9% global
SAY CHEESE
Complete all levels in the final world
1.9% global
3½-INCH FLOPPY
Find all the floppy disks in the first world
2.0% global
5¼-INCH FLOPPY
Find all the floppy disks in the second world
2.0% global
8-INCH FLOPPY
Find all the floppy disks in the third world
1.9% global
12-INCH FLOPPY
Find all the floppy disks in the final world
1.9% global
KING OF THE FLOPPIES
Find all the floppy disks in the game
1.9% global
MOUSTACHED IDIOT
Defeat Sir Major Dick Hipster
3.9% global
GET AWAY FROM HER YOU GLITCH
Defeat Glitchgirl
2.3% global
THEY CALL THIS MUSIC?
Defeat Without Andrew
2.1% global
TOUPEE OR NOT TOUPEE
Defeat Mr Toupee
2.0% global
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Complete all 20 challenge levels
1.9% global
B'SWITCHED
Find the red-hearted secret switch
2.3% global
KILL SWITCH
Find the red-starred secret switch
2.0% global
SON OF A SWITCH
Find the white-hearted secret switch
1.9% global
BURN THE SWITCH
Find the white-starred secret switch
1.9% global
