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Achievements
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True Destiny
Find your first romance.
29.2% global
Playing the Field
Romance 20 Paddles in one game.
5.1% global
Lil' Stinker
Put someone's underwear on your head.
5.8% global
Lukewarm
Hit Snow Monster with a fireball.
15.9% global
Ungodly
Hit Cthulhu with a Physical attack
6.9% global
16Bit
Deal 65536 total ball damage
17.7% global
Hitmaker
Smack 100 balls
68.1% global
Tri-Fires
Hit a ball with fireballs 3 times in one rally.
32.7% global
Bling Pong
Find 100 treasures.
2.4% global
Bitter and Alone
Perform a hypergalactic loop with 0 loved paddles.
2.7% global
That's a Paddlin'
Hit the ball 1000 times overall.
24.4% global
Psyche
Read the mind of 200 different paddles.
3.6% global
The Truest Destiny
Romance Every Paddle in one game.
2.0% global
50 DKP MINUS
Lose 50 rallys in a row.
2.3% global
Freudian Nightmare
Romance Your Mother's Subconscious.
5.6% global
An Achievement
Beat Kevin.
20.5% global
Midlife Crisis
Hit Balding Menace with a Physical attack.
5.0% global
H4x0r
Use Hypergalactica while fighting Nate Schmold.
6.1% global
Savior of Shadow
Hit Kefka with a fireball.
7.8% global
VSCO Girl
Put on Tie-Dyed Hemp Headband.
6.2% global
Lilith Fair Attendee
Put on Tori Amos CD Cases boots.
6.6% global
Weekend Warrior
Put on Biking Spandex.
6.2% global
Beat Aficionado
Beat Ghost Cartridge with the music on.
27.9% global
