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Achievements
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Fail at making a balloon 5 times in a row
18.8% global
Puff Puff Pass
Make a balloon with at least 90% accuracy 5 times
3.8% global
Breathless
Make 10 balloons
78.3% global
Luftballoons
Make 99 balloons
5.1% global
Balloonnoisseur
Collect all of the balloon blueprints
1.7% global
Un-honking-believable
Try to say a swear word
67.5% global
Balloon Whisperer
Have 5 dogs following you at once
30.5% global
Air Bud
Put a balloon dog through a hoop in the Zoo
32.7% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
64.3% global
I Hate It Here
Break Squirt's egg
50.0% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
38.4% global
Hidden Achievement
HiddenKeep playing to discover this achievement
50.7% global
Gumshoe
Collect all 3 clues
75.0% global
How Do You Do, Fellow Clowns?
Impress the Sad Clown Gang
81.5% global
Down to Clown
Float from a flower for 20 seconds
18.8% global
Cloth Gowns Only
Make a black and white clown
34.0% global
No Stone Unturned
Find every piece of lore in the game
1.9% global
Clown College
Read all of Gonzo's journals
1.7% global
Clown Around Town
Meet every clown
1.7% global
Don't Break a Leg
Survive Presto's theater without falling
43.9% global
Clown on Wire
Climb Projecto's ropes without falling
5.8% global
Projecto's Prodigy
Reach the ending in 10 minutes
6.9% global
Keep it Tight
Reach top speed with a tightrope jump
27.5% global
Honk It, We Ball
Score 10 goals in Sportsball
50.8% global
Wheely Good At This
Ride the balloon wheel for 60 seconds
56.6% global
