Hazmat Hijinks

Hanford’s pet fox has been kidnapped by the Cleaners! In Hazmat Hijinks®, you’ll need multicolored hazmat suits for protection as you traverse chemical spills, walk through radiation, and battle the Cleaners in your quest to rescue Hanford’s furry friend.

1. Suit Up: Use different multicolored hazmat suits.

2. Long Play Time: Over 40 hours to complete all 96 levels.

3. Novelty: There’s always something new on each level!

4. Plenty of Surprises: Find dozens of secrets, easter eggs, and more.

5. Challenges & Help: Play each level sequentially or pick-and-choose to your heart’s content!

National Spork was founded by Tod Powers to both advance the state of spork technology and promote the welfare of people across the world through the increased use of sporks. That project fizzled out rather quickly, so he switched to making elaborate, artsy video games — an endeavor that is known to be incredibly easy, not at all stressful, and a real quick way to make a buck.