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Enter the swamp and meet green ogre who will guide you through some of the struggles of life by giving you some God tier advice.
Welcome to the swamp, the natural habitat of the wise green ogre who is ready to offer you exactly five life-changing pieces of advice for a price. Will you pay the green ogre toll to enter the swamp bole?
** This game is not suitable for children. Not all of green ogre's advice should be taken seriously. **
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