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Just Married
Finish your first run.
92.9% global
Running From Your Responsibilities
Unlock the second level.
61.0% global
You Almost Caught Me, Savy?
Unlock the third level.
37.1% global
You Will Never Catch Me
Imobilize 100 women in a single run.
62.8% global
Untouchable
Imobilize 500 women in a single run.
14.1% global
You Will Never Take Me Alive
Imobilize 1000 women in a single run.
5.3% global
I Will Not Go Down Without a Fight
Imobilize 100 pirates in a single run.
19.4% global
I Am Nobody's Hubby
Imobilize 500 pirates in a single run.
5.3% global
Never Back Down
Imobilize 1000 pirates in a single run.
4.4% global
Stalker Much?
Look for someone who is peeking through the window in the game menu.
48.6% global
I Will Break Free
Wait for the women guards to leave their post and try to escape using the raft.
8.8% global
I Am Not Alcoholic, You Are
Run over and break all the alcohol bottles on the floor in a single run.
12.3% global
Free Luke From The Cage
Find and break the cage that keeps the monkey in captivity.
24.7% global
Hide And Seek
Find where the monkey is hiding.
14.1% global
Secret Ending
Help the monkey and escape from the pirates and the rest of the women on the ship.
11.5% global
Get Your Clothes Dirty
Break the clothes line.
10.6% global
Foreseeing The Future
Here is a riddle for you: "In pixels I reside, yet a glimpse beyond my frame, seek the screen within, where a future game takes aim".
37.1% global
I Wonder What is Inside
Open a reward chest that will give you extra points.
75.2% global
I Am Hurt, Mommy
Open a reward chest that will heal your wounds.
63.7% global
Caught Off Guard
Open a "reward" chest that will troll you and deal some damage to you.
66.3% global
Master Looter
Open all the reward chests on the map in a single run.
17.6% global
Drinking Issues
Upgrade your movement speed to max (3/3).
23.8% global
Chubby
Upgrade your maximum health to max (3/3).
22.1% global
Put The Keyboard Down
Upgrade your damage dealt to max (3/3).
20.3% global
Medkit Unlocked
Find and use a boon chest to heal yourself.
57.5% global
Make Some Krabby Patty
Stop 20 crabs from attacking you.
9.7% global
Below Average
Make at least 1000 points in a single run.
72.5% global
Hang in There
Make at least 2000 points in a single run.
70.7% global
You Can Do Better Than That
Make at least 5000 points in a single run.
59.2% global
Once a Nerd, Always a Nerd
Make at least 10000 points in a single run.
43.3% global
You Okay There, Buddy?
Make at least 20000 points in a single run.
28.3% global
Winning Obsession
Make at least 30000 points in a single run.
23.8% global
Okay, You Can Stop Now, Seriously
Make at least 40000 points in a single run.
20.3% global
Get a Life
Make at least 50000 points in a single run.
18.5% global
Average Joe
Earn a better score than the last player on the online leaderboard.
76.1% global
Look At Me Mom, I Am Popular
Populate the entire level1 local leaderboard spots.
7.9% global
My Friends Are Better Than Yours
Populate the entire level2 local leaderboard spots.
8.8% global
Better Than Having a Girlfriend
Populate the entire level3 local leaderboard spots.
5.3% global
HESOYAM
Escape close death by healing your wounds when you health is below 10.
37.1% global
Having an Allergy
Avoid getting hit with flowers during an entire run.
11.5% global
Hit Me if You Can
Avoid getting hit with wine bottles during an entire run.
7.9% global
Don't Get Geodude'd
Avoid getting hit by rocks during an entire run.
7.9% global
Stay Away From Me
Try not to get caught in under 2 minutes, nerd.
62.8% global
Life is Tough Out There, Man
Do not get caught in less than 5 minutes.
25.6% global
Apex Predators
Do not get caught in less than 10 minutes.
15.0% global
Survivalist
Can you survive for more than 15 minutes out there?
9.7% global
Obliviousness
Watch any cutscene from the Story Recap menu.
30.9% global
Who Needs a Manual
Read not so closely how to play the game.
22.1% global
Intentionally Powerless
Land 50 hits without imobilizing the unhinged admirers.
17.6% global
Okay, I give up..
Make at least 100000 points in a single run.
12.3% global
