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Zoomorphic
The Friends of the Monkeys have learned the basics about these beautiful animals.
65.7% global

Polymorphic
The Amateur Zoologists have learned about a wide variety of primates.
44.4% global

Xenomorphic
The Masters in Primatology have observed primates from the whole wide universe.
33.5% global

Metamorphosis
This MonkeyVision specimen has achieved its full potential.
55.3% global

Xenolinguistic
Taking notes on the primates' behavior is essential.
33.0% global

Big Crunch
If you keep working like this, you might collapse.
67.8% global

Work Principle
No time to monkey around when there's work to be done.
15.2% global

Cosmic Inflation
Your profits grow at an exponential rate when you invest wisely.
31.2% global

Quantum
That's quite a bit of money
18.8% global

Hive Mind
You can't consider yourself part of the swarm if you don't know every section of our market.
4.1% global

Chain Reaction
There ain't no such thing as a free lunch, but there are discounts.
45.3% global

Theory of Everything
You have to know how to eat a little of everything.
9.6% global

The Law of Robotics
Thanks for being honest with dyslexic androids.
10.9% global

Kessler's Syndrome
It takes seven objects to make a collection... or a pile of junk.
9.2% global

Neodog
The gizmograph is man's best friend.
85.9% global

Neutron
Your capacity for independent thinking needs to improve.
21.6% global

Proton
Your capacity for independent thinking is progressing adequately.
5.9% global

Electron
Your capacity for independent thinking merits a failing grade.
7.0% global

Particle
The omega particle awaits those who follow the rules.
10.5% global

Anti-particle
There are people who only know how to be contrarian.
13.0% global

Missing Link
People who don't fit in are expelled.
5.6% global

Escape Pod
Without a plan B, this could have ended very badly.
5.7% global

Magic Number
Abracadabra, call and speak!
40.8% global

Convergence
Where two can chat, three can chat.
42.0% global

Star Person
Celebrities' calls can be soporific.
21.8% global

Band-limited Channel
Filk the music, help your folks!
15.6% global

Fabric of Spacetime
As in the case of speed, you need time and space to get a quality suit.
15.6% global

Newspad
There's a reason they're called investigative articles.
16.4% global

Holistic Investigation
The real crime would be not testifying.
11.9% global

Madtrix
Have you tried to reboot the universe?
6.8% global

Futuristic Manifesto
You didn't have to show the artist.
11.4% global

Big Bang
Every outcome requires a catalyst.
25.2% global

Chrononaut
These relics hold stories from the past.
27.8% global

Brown Dwarf
That waffly is going to eat me out of house and home.
7.7% global

Infinite Improbability
A good cosmic traveler never throws in the towel.
11.5% global