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Toxic But Tasty!
Kill 100 Dragonflies
13.2% global
Hard To Hit, Easy To Hate
Kill 500 Dragonflies
2.8% global
Dragonfly, Dragondie!
Kill 5000 Dragonflies
0.7% global
Sharp Aimer
Kill all Dragonflies on a Normal difficulty level
6.0% global
Damn Annoyances To You, Mild Challenges For Me!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
1.3% global
Throw A Plague Party At Me!
Kill all Dragonflies on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
Point And Click!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
Hardcore Insects Require Hardcore Firepower!
Kill all Dragonflies on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.9% global
Not A Single One Can Escape My Sight!
Kill all Dragonflies in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
Going For My Throat Won't Help You!
Kill 100 Piranhas
29.1% global
Piranha Steak Is My Favorite Dish!
Kill 500 Piranhas
7.9% global
Wish I Could Eat Just As Many!
Kill 5000 Piranhas
1.1% global
They Didn't Even Get Close!
Kill all Piranhas on a Normal difficulty level
6.0% global
Happy Trigger Fingers!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
1.3% global
Stay In The Water Or Become Piranha Chunks!
Kill all Piranhas on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
Many Is Never Too Many For Dick!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
Hardcore Piranhas? Hardcore Solutions!
Kill all Piranhas on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.9% global
Delicious Smell Of Exploded Piranhas!
Kill all Piranhas in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
These Birds Won't Be Singing Again!
Kill 100 Birds
9.2% global
Hey Birds, Bring Your Friends Too!
Kill 500 Birds
2.2% global
That's A Whole Lot Of Feathers!
Kill 5000 Birds
0.7% global
The Birds Went Missing In Action!
Kill all Birds on a Normal difficulty level
6.0% global
Tell Your Friends! Wait...
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
1.3% global
I Can Give You Some Crap Too!
Kill all Birds on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
Fly, Fly, Explode And Die!
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
Are We Done Giving Each Other Crap Yet?!
Kill all Birds on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.9% global
Featherstorm With A Hint Of Gore!
Kill all Birds in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
I Like Sword Fights!
Kill 100 Swordfish
4.5% global
These Swords Could Use Some Sharpening!
Kill 500 Swordfish
1.1% global
They Never Seize To Catch Me By Surprise!
Kill 5000 Swordfish
0.7% global
Can't Be Bothered To Dodge 'Em!
Kill all Swordfish on a Normal difficulty level
6.0% global
I Could Stand Here Forever!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
1.3% global
A Lot Of Close Calls!
Kill all Swordfish on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
Handcrafted Firearms Beat Any Sword!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
Impale This!
Kill all Swordfish on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.9% global
My Sword Is Bigger Than Yours!
Kill all Swordfish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
These Leather Tanks Had It Coming!
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Normal difficulty
5.7% global
1000 Pounds Of Gator, Not An Ounce Of Brain!
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hard difficulty
2.0% global
Gatorpocalypse? Nah, That Sounds Silly...
Kill all Alligators in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty
0.9% global
They Are So Much Prettier In Pieces!
Kill 100 Hammerhead Sharks
12.7% global
Sneaking Doesn't Work On Dick!
Kill 500 Hammerhead Sharks
2.9% global
I Love The Way You Die!
Kill 5000 Hammerhead Sharks
0.8% global
A Hundred Sharks Went To A Bar...
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty
2.1% global
I Am The Only Real Predator Here!
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty
1.0% global
Pool Is Closed!
Kill all Hammerhead Sharks in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
They Taste Like They Expired Ages Ago!
Kill 100 Mosasaurs
0.7% global
I Always Preferred Herbivores!
Kill 500 Mosasaurs
0.7% global
It's Like A Dino Conference Out Here!
Kill 5000 Mosasaurs
0.7% global
Taste The Industrial Revolution!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Normal difficulty levels
0.7% global
Look! Prehistoric Gore!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hard difficulty levels
0.7% global
An Express Ticket Back To Extinction!
Kill all Mosasaurs in the North on Hardcore difficulty levels
0.7% global
Gator Chunks Are The Best Chunks!
Kill 100 Alligators
45.3% global
Never Been Keen On Gator Wrestling...
Kill 500 Alligators
14.7% global
See You Later, Dead Gator!
Kill 5000 Alligators
1.4% global
I've Got A Great Eeling About This!
Kill 100 Electric Eel
13.7% global
Never Believed In Experimental Eeling...
Kill 500 Electric Eel
2.8% global
I'm Shockingly Good At This!
Kill 5000 Electric Eel
0.8% global
They Peek, They Die!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Normal difficulty level
6.0% global
Never Heard Eel As Noisy As These!
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North onl Normal difficulty
1.3% global
Never Try Eel Steaks. Shockingly Bad Experience!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
Electricity Does Not Belong Near Water!
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
How's This For A Resistor!
Kill all Electric Eel on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.9% global
They Just Want To Give Me A Hug You Say?
Kill all Electric Eel in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
Momma Told Me Spitting Was Bad Manners!
Kill 100 Spitter Fish
17.8% global
Hope You Enjoyed Your Last Jump!
Kill 500 Spitter Fish
4.0% global
The Amount Of Shirts I've Had To Change...
Kill 5000 Spitter Fish
0.8% global
Two Seconds In Air Is Enough To Die!
Kill all Spitter Fish on a Normal difficulty level
6.1% global
I Kinda Like When They Shoot Back!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
1.3% global
Not Even Close, Suckers!
Kill all Spitter Fish on a Hard difficulty level
2.0% global
I Can Dodge, You Can't!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.9% global
There Weren't Fish Like This When I Was A Kid!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.9% global
Fireworks Of Gore Is A Welcome Sight!
Kill all Spitter Fish in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
Electric Bow Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
0.7% global
Electric Bow Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
0.7% global
Electric Bow Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Electric Bow
0.7% global
Electric Bow Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
0.7% global
Electric Bow Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Electric Bow
0.7% global
Revolver Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Revolvers
0.8% global
Revolver Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Revolvers
0.7% global
Revolver Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Revolvers
0.8% global
Revolver Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers
0.7% global
Revolver Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Revolvers
0.7% global
Paintball Gun Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
0.7% global
Paintball Gun Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
0.7% global
Paintball Gun Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Paintball Guns
0.7% global
Paintball Gun Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
0.7% global
Paintball Gun Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Paintball Guns
0.7% global
Nail Gun Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
0.8% global
Nail Gun Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
0.7% global
Nail Gun Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Nail Guns
0.7% global
Nail Gun Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
0.7% global
Nail Gun Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Nail Guns
0.7% global
Shotgun & Shield Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
0.9% global
Shotgun & Shield Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
0.8% global
Shotgun & Shield Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Shotgun & Shield
0.8% global
Shotgun & Shield Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
0.7% global
Shotgun & Shield Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Shotgun & Shield
0.7% global
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
0.7% global
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
0.7% global
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
0.7% global
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
0.7% global
Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle Master
Complete all Hardcore difficulty levels using the Harpoon & Sawblade Rifle
0.7% global
Grenade & Missile Launcher Completionist
Complete all Normal difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
0.7% global
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite
Complete all Hard difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
0.7% global
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite II
Complete one Hardcore difficulty level using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
0.7% global
Grenade & Missile Launcher Elite III
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
0.7% global
Grenade & Missile Launcher Master
Complete two Hardcore difficulty levels using the Grenade & Missile Launcher
0.7% global
It Was A Turtle All Along!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Normal Difficulty
5.7% global
It's Time For Some Turtle Soup!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hard Difficulty
2.0% global
My Swamp! Mine!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp on Hardcore Difficulty
0.9% global
Begone, Beach Turtle!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Normal Difficulty
2.1% global
I Get It. You Like Beaches Too...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hard Difficulty
1.0% global
Undead + Dead = Superdead!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Lagoon on Hardcore Difficulty
0.7% global
Cold Hearted Bastard!
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Normal Difficulty
1.5% global
How Did You Get Up Here?
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hard Difficulty
1.0% global
So This Is Where It Started...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the North on Hardcore Difficulty
0.7% global
The Island Is Safe, For Now...
Defeat the Turtle Boss in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties
0.7% global
Easy Peasy!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level without taking damage
1.2% global
I'm Just Too Fast For Ya!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level without taking damage
1.0% global
Hardcore Dancing!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level without taking damage
0.7% global
Have A Taste of This and That!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Normal Difficulty with all weapons
0.7% global
There's a Tool For Everything!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hard Difficulty with all weapons
0.7% global
Super Turtle Buffet!
Defeat the Turtle Boss on Hardcore Difficulty with all weapons
0.7% global
I Like The Golden Ones!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Normal difficulty level
0.7% global
Keep 'Em Coming!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty
0.7% global
I've Got The Gold Fever!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Hard difficulty level
0.7% global
Wanna See My Carp Collection?
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty
0.7% global
Gotta Hit 'Em All!
Kill all Golden Carps on a Hardcore difficulty level
0.7% global
Gold To The Teeth!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty
0.7% global
Epic Gold Shower!
Kill all Golden Carps in the Swamp, Lagoon and North on all difficulties
0.7% global
Do I Look Like a Baby To You?
Complete a Normal difficulty level without picking any Health crates
1.4% global
I Prefer Shooty Blasty Things!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Normal difficulty without picking any Health crates
0.7% global
Zero Time For Bandages!
Complete a Hard difficulty level without picking any Health crates
0.9% global
Wounds? Never Heard of 'Em!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hard difficulty without picking any Health crates
0.7% global
Do I Look Like I Care?!
Complete a Hardcore difficulty level without picking any Health crates
0.8% global
I Only Like Hardcore The Hardcore Way!
Complete Swamp, Lagoon and North on Hardcore difficulty without picking any Health crates
0.7% global
Make The Swamp Great Again!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
1.0% global
The Beach Is As Calm As It Should Be!
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
Time To Go Ice Fishing Again!
Complete all waves in the North on Normal difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
All of You, Get Out Of My Swamp!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.8% global
So That's What A Red Beach Looks Like!
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
The Guy In The Tower Must Have Enjoyed The Show!
Complete all waves in the North on Hard difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
I Take Great Pride In Doing My Job!
Complete all waves in the Swamp on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
I'm Sure The Pirates Appreciate My Work Here
Complete all waves in the Lagoon on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
They Said It Wouldn't Be Possible...
Complete all waves in the North on Hardcore difficulty with a completion percentage over 90%
0.7% global
Was That A Bird Singing, Or Exploding?
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level
2.5% global
They Give Me Crap, But I'm Not Taking Any!
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level
1.3% global
These Birds Ain't Got Crap On Me!
Dodge all Bird attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level
0.8% global
Do You Like The Way I Move?
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Normal Difficulty level
1.1% global
Duck, and Cover!
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hard Difficulty level
0.9% global
I'm Just Out Here Dodging Bullets!
Dodge all Spitter Fish attacks until you've reached the Turtle Boss on a Hardcore Difficulty level
0.8% global
