DateBoy

Huh?

DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy.

FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH

Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes!

I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!!

Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves:

• a boy
• on a date
• playing his Gam retro handheld video game console.
• You are that boy.
• Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that date
• and you speak to your date.
• Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options
• while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s