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Barista Brawler
Complete game with Ashley
3.8% global
Iron Savior
Complete game with Nick
4.7% global
Making the Dream Work
Complete game in co-op mode
3.7% global
Coffee forgin’
Complete stage 1
28.3% global
Straight Outta the Street
Complete stage 2
17.0% global
Strike Out
Complete stage 3
15.3% global
Riverside Savage
Complete stage 4
9.2% global
Country Punchkin
Complete stage 5/defeat Skinny Chestknee
8.6% global
Industrial Sabotage
Complete stage 6
6.5% global
Trippin' It up
Complete stage 7
6.2% global
Martian Maniacs
Complete stage 8
5.3% global
Search Your Feelings
Complete stage 9/defeat Darth B.
5.3% global
Effing Overlord
Complete stage 10/defeat Overlord
5.2% global
Straight Outta' the Park
Defeat bouncers in stage 3
15.4% global
AI Destroyer
Defeat robot boss in stage 6
6.6% global
You Can Probe me Any Time
Defeat Big Blue Alien boss in stage 8
17.5% global
Alien Anihilator
Defeat 25 aliens
18.4% global
Enemy Abductor
Defeat 25 enemies
23.1% global
Caffeine Addict
Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up
9.1% global
Coffee Chugger
Complete mini-game
16.5% global
Destructive Vandal
Destroy one of each type of breakable object
7.3% global
You've Done this Before
Earn an extra life from high score
21.5% global
I am Alien Chow
Lose 25 lives
7.7% global
Smurglian Scout
Complete the game thrice
3.6% global
I'm the Boss Now
Beat a boss with max health
13.2% global
Extra Cheese
Activate a level password
11.2% global
The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning
Activate a cheat code
4.7% global
Livin' it up
Collect 25 lives
5.4% global
I'm Invincible!
Collect 25 invincibility powerups
4.7% global
Attackinator
Collect 25 extra attack powerups
4.6% global
Overachiever
Achievement awarded to achievers who achieve all of the achievements
3.3% global
BR00TAL
Complete game on Metal difficulty
3.5% global
ÜBER BR00TAL
Complete game on Death Metal difficulty
3.3% global
Metal Master
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes
3.3% global
Speed Metal
Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes
3.3% global
Rocking the Metal Jesus
Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks
6.9% global
Repent, Sinner!
Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin
4.4% global
Straight Outta the Street Act 2
Complete Stage 11
4.2% global
AI Destroyer Mark II
Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again
4.3% global
Cog in the Machine
Complete Stage 12
4.1% global
Groupie Playa
Complete Stage 13
4.2% global
Head Banging
Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss
4.2% global
Mosh Pit
Complete Stage 14
4.1% global
Galactic Savior
Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester
4.2% global
Lurker
Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight
3.6% global
Guitar Shredding
Use a Guitar weapon
8.5% global
Payback
Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon
7.9% global
Jared the Mayonaise
Kill 25 Mayo enemies
4.7% global
