Cheap Golf

Feature List

• Absurd Physics Platforming: Bounce, slide, and ping your way through unpredictable, abstract environments.

• Mind-Melting Visuals & Sound: A bright, high-contrast palette paired with a nostalgic, lo-fi soundscape that hits all the right retro frequencies.

• An Epic Narrative (Sort Of): Unravel the mystery of what Susan actually wants from you. Susan is just here to help! …isn’t she?

• Customizable Levels: With an easy-to-use level creator, you can craft your own cheap golf holes (if you ask Susan nicely).

• Infinite Replayability: Hundreds of course variations that will keep your clicking finger busy for hours.

About the Game

Welcome to Cheap Golf, a surreal, low-res physics playground built by an intrusive, passive-aggressive AI named Susan. She has spent her cybernetic life constructing the ultimate abstract minigolf gauntlet, and now she requires a human test subject. That’s you. Don't let her down (she gets emotional).

Simple Input, Cosmic Physics

Cheap Golf strips the classic sport down to its absolute bare essentials, then injects it with psychedelic chaos.

• Drag and Boop: Use a simple click-and-drag mechanic to launch your tiny digital ball (referred to as a "boop") across mind-bending maps.
• Old-School Nostalgia: Bask in a retro, minimalist aesthetic that looks like a glitching 1980s computer monitor having a beautiful fever dream.