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Luke Wenke · 16 May 2024
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Based on shocking Bible passages, use weapons like your magic laser sword to cleanse the promised land with optional body chopping and blood splatter.
Brutal Bible Bloodbaths is a controversial first-person physics-based game. It involves a few sandbox levels that you can play around in. These levels include things mentioned in the Bible passage, such as fruit trees that God says not to chop.
Based on Deuteronomy 20:16-20 from the Bible, you have to kill everything that breathes and you can order soldiers to help you. Your victims include animals, children, babies, and sexual worship assistants. The Bible justifies this by explaining that God hates the way the people worship their gods.
In a level it's the future and things have changed. The soldiers initially disobey your cleansing command and say "Jesus will come and judge the world". They also quote Psalm 11:5 which says "God hates people who love violence".
In the initial warning screen you can choose whether you want blood and gore or not. This allows you to change the game mode to "Unbrutal Bible Bubblebaths" where bubbles appear during cleansing.
Using your magic laser sword, you can chop people, animals, and many other objects however you like, until they are in tiny pieces.
An optional quest gets you to chop people and animals in specific ways such as chopping their leg, arm, or tail. When finished you can return to the box to see how obedient you were.
In a level you can explore a temple containing things God hates like child sacrifice and sexual worship assistants. You can worship the god/goddess idols in the temple but this will cause the soldiers to target you as well.
A level has you tidying up the clutter in the promised land after cleansing by pushing chopped up bodies into a pit.
In a level you have to chop people who are hiding and running for their lives and try to get a low enough cleansing time.
This weapon allows you to hack the matrix in the game to make the targeted body part break into pieces.
Blow all of the people and animals to kingdom come in slow motion.
You can also ride horses, get drunk on fermented fruit, build ladders to get over city walls, and chop just about everything including flowers and talking robots from the future.
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