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Achievements
BoneTown: The Second Coming EditionSync your progress to see which achievements you've unlocked.
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She Ain't Got No Teeth
Beat Chapter 1.
52.2% global
H is for Hebrew
Beat Chapter 2.
33.1% global
The Panzy
Get first place in the Rocker Knockout Contest in Downtown.
1.8% global
A Whale of a Tail
Get first place in the Whore-a-thalon.
1.1% global
King of Annals
Get first place in the Butt Brawl.
1.8% global
The Mad Capper
Get first place in the Psychedelic Slalom through the Mushroom Marsh.
0.9% global
Pint Sized Pounder
Get first place in the Pigmy Knockout Contest.
3.2% global
Skull Collector
Win Smear the Steer in the Havajo Reservation.
3.4% global
Hook Line and Stinker
Win Hook Up Contest in the Musky Thong.
1.7% global
Beer Goggle Champion
Get first place in the Hoggin Contest in Missionary Beach.
7.3% global
Update Your Hardware
Get with the hot Robot.
3.4% global
FAT32 Reformat
Get with the big Robot.
4.0% global
Better Red Than Dead
Get with the Devil's mistress.
3.5% global
Rubbin' Hood
Get with one of Hod's chicks.
2.6% global
Petty Woman
Get 100 hummers from a hooker.
0.7% global
Bronze Harlot
Get with a hooker 100 times.
0.7% global
The Burger Thing
Get with 100 hookers from behind.
0.7% global
King of the Carrot
Beat Chapter 3.
27.1% global
Old Family Secret
Beat Chapter 4.
23.1% global
First Squirt Award
Beat Chapter 5.
18.6% global
Havajo Hero
Beat Chapter 6.
17.3% global
Swipe That V Card
Beat Chapter 7.
16.3% global
Shots Down Under
Beat Chapter 8.
15.0% global
T & A Trifecta
Beat Chapter 9.
12.5% global
Holy of Holies
Beat Chapter 10.
11.2% global
Wet Your Whistle
Complete the Tutorial.
86.3% global
Total Domination
Defeat the Man.
5.8% global
El Penetrator
Defeat Ron Jeremy
6.0% global
Predator Status
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
2.7% global
Pimp Status
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.7% global
The Mick Jagger Award
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for getting it on.
0.6% global
17 Will Get You 20
Have 10 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
9.3% global
Forty with Good Behavior
Have 100 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.9% global
Life in the Pokey
Have 1000 Man Agents come after you for doing drugs.
0.7% global
Hammer Time
Get with girls from behind 10 times.
24.9% global
Butt Brawler
Get with girls from behind 100 times.
3.1% global
The Broken Wagon Wheel
Get with girls from behind 1000 times.
0.7% global
The Bone
Get with 10 Girls normally.
53.6% global
The Drop Slot
Get with 100 Girls normally.
10.1% global
The Golden Rod
Get with 1000 Girls normally.
0.8% global
Earned Your Hat
Get 10 hummers.
45.2% global
Fill 'Er Up Award
Get 100 hummers.
3.4% global
Drop the Mic
Get 1000 hummers.
0.7% global
Slight Addiction
Play the game for 10 Hours.
16.7% global
Chasing the Dragon
Play the game for 100 Hours.
4.6% global
Full Bone Addiction
Play the game for 1000 Hours.
4.2% global
Icebreaker
Mack 10 chicks.
82.2% global
Gift of Gab
Mack 100 chicks.
33.3% global
The Babe Detector
Mack 1000 chicks.
1.7% global
Your Inner Feminine
Get with 10 chicks.
70.5% global
Box Hunter
Get with 100 chicks.
20.5% global
Say Hello to My Little Friend
Get with 1000 chicks.
1.2% global
Repent Ye Sinner
Get turned down by 10 chicks.
65.5% global
Not with a Ten Foot Pole
Get turned down by 100 chicks.
9.7% global
Big Game Hunter
Get with 10 hot chicks.
21.1% global
Like Fish in a Barrel
Get with 100 hot chicks.
1.8% global
Young Bunz Award
Get with 1000 hot chicks.
0.7% global
Ton of Fun
Get with 10 big girls.
56.9% global
Pound for Pound
Get with 100 big girls.
6.1% global
Large and in Charge
Get with 1000 big girls.
0.7% global
The Pleaser
Get 10 girls off.
58.9% global
Box Master
Get 100 girls off.
17.0% global
The Bearded Clam
Get 1000 girls off.
1.2% global
Hit and Run
Get with 10 chicks and don't get them off.
27.0% global
Self-Service Award
Get with 100 chicks and don't get them off.
2.1% global
Maybe You Just Don't Like Girls
Get with 1000 chicks and don't get them off.
0.7% global
Good Samaritan
Get 10 girls off multiple times.
30.7% global
Like a Love Machine
Get 100 girls off multiple times.
4.4% global
Ten Pounds of Meat and a Bucket of Balls
Get 1000 girls off multiple times.
0.8% global
The Over Compensator
Knock out 10 random guys minding their own business.
71.8% global
Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife
Knockout 100 random guys minding their own business.
34.6% global
The Total Dick
Knock out 1000 random guys minding their own business.
4.7% global
Candy Ass
Get knocked out 10 times.
9.2% global
In Lovin' Memory Award
Get knocked out 100 times.
0.7% global
Identity Theft
Steal the identity of 10 guys.
35.8% global
Locked n' Loaded
Steal the identity of 100 guys.
2.9% global
I'm the Juggernaught
Steal the identity of 1000 guys.
0.8% global
Case Meister
Drink a case worth of beer (24 beers).
20.4% global
King o' the Keg
Drink a keg's worth of beer (500 beers).
0.9% global
Lord of the Vat
Drink a whole vat worth of beer (1000 beers).
0.8% global
Aged 18 (at Least)
Drink a case worth of whiskey (18 bottles of whiskey).
20.6% global
Careful, You'll Go Blind
Drink a whole barrel worth of whiskey (300 bottles of whiskey).
1.1% global
100% Proof Flaccid
Drink an entire distillery's storage room worth of whiskey (1000 bottles of whiskey).
0.8% global
One Toke Over the Line
Smoke an eighth of weed (24 hits).
23.2% global
Aqua Lung
Smoke a pound of weed (500 hits).
3.1% global
Lord of Buds
Smoke an entire bushel of weed (1000 hits).
1.3% global
A Fungus Among Us
Eat an eighth of shrooms (25 shrooms).
12.7% global
Train's Leaving, Get on the Bus
Eat a whole pound of shrooms (250 shrooms).
2.1% global
Home of the Monster Mushroom
Eat an entire patch of shrooms (750 shrooms).
0.9% global
Frogger
Lick two baker's dozens of toads (26 toad licks).
2.2% global
Lickin' for a Prince
Lick a zoo's worth of toads (250 toad licks)
0.8% global
Master Frog Finder
Lick an army of toads (750 toad licks).
0.7% global
Wrong Left Turn in Albuquerque
Eat enough peyote to fill a paper bag (25 buttons).
7.7% global
You See the Size of the Chicken?
Eat ten pounds of peyote (250 buttons).
1.1% global
Watch Out on the Way Out
Eat a barrel of Peyote (750 buttons).
0.7% global
Gettin' Itchy
Smoke an eight ball of crack (25 hits).
31.3% global
Hittin' the Street
Smoke a pound of crack (500 hits).
3.3% global
Death Rock
Smoke a mountain of crack (1000 hits).
1.4% global
A Bottle Is Your Only Friend
Get turned down by 1000 Girls
0.7% global
Geriatrically Inclined
Get knocked out 1000 times.
0.6% global
