Baldr's Squid Isekai: A Parody

Baldr’s Squid Isekai is a joke! It's also an adult parody RPG with lots of cartoon violence and sex!

Play as a mighty hero who got isekai’ed into a wet dream fantasy world. Kidnapped by legally and creatively distinct squid villains, you must fight your way out of the… Squid Game*.

*The full legal listing for the event is the Squid-related Series of Very Dangerous Combat Encounters Broken by Social Survival Type Scenarios

Join one of three groups of hot babes, almost like some shitty harem anime. We’ll show you what hentai wouldn’t dare!

Legitimate loving relationships built through a bonding experience under incredible stress. DETERMINATION!

The main thrust of the gameplay is leveling your characters, getting better loot, and of course, having ludicrous amounts of sexual intercourse with your unexplainably horny companions!

Gameplay features:

A narrative-driven RPG, who doesn't like porn with a plot? Satirizes tabletop RPGs, c

RPGs, JRPGs and anime tropes.

5 distinct player classes that experience the game in different ways, i.e trick you into replaying the game!

6 recruitable companions with their own unique classes! And unique mouth feel!

Lots of loot! A layered equipment system like history nerds always wanted!

Speaking of which... there are gambesons!

Optional Rogue-lite mechanics

Animated pixel cartoon porn! With text, because reading can be done with no hands!

Eldritch monstrosities! With boobs even! Warning: existential terror and general creepy stuff.

Weird art project stuff!

Important Notes!:

This version of the game has not been tested for Steamdeck yet.